Cheng: Let us discuss your annual report. Your esteemed wife told us that it was so thorough and extensive that it required a bixi to deliver it.

Bixi: Yo.

Mala: Can't this wait?! The villagers -

Kitchen God: Of course it's thorough! I fulfill my duties to the last hair!

Cheng: Really? In that case, explain the glaring omission of the stolen thunder pearl.

Kitchen God: WHAT THUNDER PEARL?